In the pie factory where she worked
Metal detectors and beady eyes
Tried to find it where it lurked
But no such ring was ever found
So the machines sprang back to life
But six days later in a far-off town
A husband called to his wife.
After slowly unwrapping the succulent pie
He was quickly surprised by the contents
It’s the ring! It’s the ring! I hear you sing
No. Just beef and the normal compliments.
Craig Anderson